babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
Seventeen years old
(Source: elderbuttsonline)
Love Is Like Chemistry
People are all on their own paths
Flying through space as atoms
Sometimes the atoms go in the same direction
Sometimes the complete opposite
And while they travel in either direction
They have a chance to bond
These bonds may be weak
These bonds my be strong
These bonds may last a tenth of a second
And these bonds may last for ten millennia
These bonds will be formed
And these bonds will break
But the atoms flying though space
Will always remain—-AV—-
(Source: iraffiruse)
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
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